forsciencejohn:

when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

sherlockholmesisagirlsname:

The King in the North

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

momentsofweakness:

egberts:

imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled

And hardly anyone understands what the hell is going on, except for those three other muggleborn kids who are laughing their asses off.

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket