operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

tarantinoprincess:

i want to be written and directed by quentin tarantino

pippin-and-other-drugs:

zimoku:

tatoos-are-hot:

vontoast:

yoshika420:

dingoinnuendo:

you dont know true competition until youre one of the last two people in musical chairs

i nearly killed someone like this once

the chair games

may the chairs be ever in your favor

game of thrones

DONE